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Church & Christian Jokes
Million dollars and a million years
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Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarked one. "What about Finnegan?" inquired the other. "'Tis a story that Finnegan...
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Church & Christian Jokes
Members looking at their watches
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One minister says that it doesn't bother him at all if his members look at their watches during his sermons. It does affect him, however, when someone not only looks at his watch, but also holds it ...
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Church & Christian Jokes
Taking money from a refugee
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It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," ...
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Church & Christian Jokes
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional
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An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest knocked on the wall. The drunk said forget it buddy there's no paper in here either.
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Church & Christian Jokes
Fallen
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There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said,"If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!...
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Church & Christian Jokes
Beautiful Sinner
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A young girl once confessed to her priest that she thought she was guilty of the sin of pride. She said, "When I look in the mirror, I think I am beautiful." The priest said, "That's not a sin, ...
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Christian Riddles
Q. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
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Q. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? A. Because it soots him.
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Christian Riddles
Why are there no Christians in Heaven yet?
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Why are there no Christians in Heaven yet? Because they are all still at the gates, saying to each other: "After you", "No, I insist after you..."
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Christian Riddles
Who is the fastest runner in history?
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Who is the fastest runner in history? Adam - because he was the first in the human race.
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Christian Riddles
Who designed Noah's ark?
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Who designed Noah's ark? An ark-itect!
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